Submission date: December 8, 2008 13:26:17
Submitted by: 1
Title of Physics Carol: 2
Title of Real Carol:3
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Submission date: December 8, 2008 13:24:56
Submitted by: Mr. Ramey
Title of Physics Carol: Newton Meters
Title of Real Carol:Jingle Bells
Carol:
Newton Meters, Newton Meters, Newton Meters
Newtons all the way...
Submission date: April 21, 2008 08:20:34
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Submission date: April 21, 2008 08:19:53
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Submission date: April 21, 2008 08:18:14
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Submission date: April 21, 2008 08:01:48
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Submission date: December 20, 2007 23:05:26
Submitted by: Jonathan Barko
Title of Physics Carol: Potential Energy
Title of Real Carol:Silent Night
Carol:
Potential Energy
Kinetic Energy
PE is lost
KE is gained
Shove that little child down the slide
As he slides down he loses energy
Heat is distance times a fraction of weight
Heat is a fraction of the weight (times
distance).
Potential Energy
Kinetic Energy
PE is lost
KE is gained
PE equals m-g-h
KE equals one-half m-v-squared
Mr. Ramsey is coooooooool
Mr. Ramsey is coooooooooool!
Submission date: December 20, 2007 17:33:07
Submitted by: Emily Doles
Title of Physics Carol: Physics Class is Always Loads of Fun
Title of Real Carol:Deck the Hall
Carol:
F is equal to M A
Physics class is always loads of fun
Rolling marbels through the hall
Physics class is always loads of fun
Listening to Mr. Ramsey
" I think that you should join SO"
Spending time with Maureen Peklar
Physics class is always loads of fun
Decking Alex with a ball
Physics class is always loads of fun
Watching Steve trip and fall
Physics class is always loads of fun
Learning about work and collisions
Doing labs that are due next Friday
Testing just for apple pie
Physics class is always loads of fun
Cory running up the stairs
Physics class is always loads of fun
Ignoring friction every day
Physics class is always loads of fun
Rollerblading during school
Trying to figure out LoggerPro
Class is over so soon
Physics class is always loads of fun
Giving the great gift of physics
Physics class is always loads of fun
Understanding Ramsey's thinking
Physics class is always loads of fun
Watching cute little hunny bears
dropping eggs to the ground from the stairs
You will never want to miss it
Physics class is always loads of fun
Submission date: December 19, 2007 23:26:06
Submitted by: Harper Kevin
Title of Physics Carol: Physics Class
Title of Real Carol:Jingle Bells
Carol:
In the student center
physics class, we're late.
Ramsey threatens us
We will not graduate. hahaha
He's deriving equations.
Our heads are in our hands.
We only wake up when we're hit by rubber bands.
OHHHH phsics class, physics class makes us happy and gay.
We ignore friction almost every single day!
Physics class, physics class mg is the weight.
We are way smarter than our chem scores indicate.
Playing with rollerblades
makes us dizzy and spinny.
You can argue politics
with Kevin Mckinney.
Follow Mr. Ohio
Those chemicals make you hurt.
Nothing to write with chalk's all over Ramsey's shirt.
Ohhhh physics class physics class up the stairs we race.
Mr. Ramsey will love you if you apply to Case!
Physics class, physics class electronics make a spark.
When it gets hard you just have to ask Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submission date: December 19, 2007 22:46:27
Submitted by: Stephanie Czaplenski
Title of Physics Carol: We saw Ramsey teaching physics class
Title of Real Carol:I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Carol:
We saw Ramsey teaching physics class
On the chalkboard in the morning today
He didn't see us sleep
To try and catch another wink
He thought we all knew F=ma
In our brains, but we just didn't think
Then we heard Ramsey call on another group
To answer question number 58
Oh, how easy it would have been
With the help of B.O.B (back of book)
If Ramsey had only known
The class already knew odd number 53
Submission date: December 19, 2007 21:45:53
Submitted by: Jennifer Knapp
Title of Physics Carol: Little Physics Babe
Title of Real Carol:Little Drummer Boy
Carol:
Come, they told me par-um-pum-pum-pum
The class of physics AP par-um-pum-pum-pum
Our finest books we bring par-um-pum-pum-pum
To lay before Ramsey par-um-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum
So to learn from him par-um-pum-pum-pum
When we come
Dearest Ramsey par-um-pum-pum-pum
I am a poor senior par-um-pum-pum-pum
I have no books to bring par-um-pum-pum-pum
I need an extra please par-um-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum
So teach me all you know par-um-pum-pum-pum
When I come
Then he nodded par-um-pum-pum-pum
Do all that you can do par-um-pum-pum-pum
I tried to torque for him par-um-pum-pum-pum
I tried my best for him par-um-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum
Then he smiled at me par-um-pum-pum-pum
An A to come
Thank you Ramsey par-um-pum-pum-pum
I understand fin
Submission date: December 19, 2007 21:33:35
Submitted by: Matt Stroebel
Title of Physics Carol: God Rest Ye Merry Physicist or (You got Couched)
Title of Real Carol:God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen
Carol:
God rest ye merry phys-i-cist, let nothing you dismay,
Our brand new physics books we have received this very day.
To save us all from pain and death that comes next testing day,
REFRAIN:Ohhhh, pages of graphs and equations, equations,
Ohhh pages of graphs and equations.
The onslaught of our physics test is terrible to hear,
But armed with our modern physics book weve nothing more to fear.
The vector graphs that horrified now to our hearts are dear,
REFRAIN
To save us all from Bowers power
When we had gone astray
Ohhh, never to chemistry again, never again
Ohhh save us Ramsey from Chemistry.
Submission date: December 19, 2007 21:31:05
Submitted by: Andrew Ring
Title of Physics Carol: We Three Springs
Title of Real Carol:We Three Kings
Carol:
We three springs of equal length
Each appear to have different strength
x times k
Equals m a
And solve for k, how hard each yanked
O, Physics wonders, Physics might
Someday make sense if you're bright
Calculating things rotating
Hoping that your answer's right
Submission date: December 19, 2007 21:24:21
Submitted by: Patrick Chirdon
Title of Physics Carol: O Centripetal Force Jive
Title of Real Carol:O Christmas Tree
Carol:
Very Important!!!! Liz and Evan promised they'd crank the Soulja boy dance to the background music I'm bringing for this song.
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
By Nooton's laws be so unchangin;
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
By Nooton's laws be so unchangin;
Not only equal ta mv squisd,
But also when above 20 gs can cause much fear.
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce;
By Newton's laws be so unchangin!
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
Much pleasho thou can'st give me;
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
Much pleasho thou can'st give me;
How often has da centripetal fo'ce
Affoded me da greatest glee!
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
Much pleasho thou can'st give me.
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
Thy fo'ce makes me sickly!
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
Thy fo'ce makes me sickly!
From loop ta loop, height ta height,
Theea's only splendor fo da sight.
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
Thy fo'ce makes me sickly!
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
How wonderful ya feel ta me!
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
How wonderful ya feel ta me!
Thou makest me barf and dizzy be,
And trust in physics unchanginly.
O centripetal fo'ce! O centripetal fo'ce!
How wonderful ya make me feel!"
- aww yea foo.
Submission date: December 19, 2007 20:56:29
Submitted by: Max Crow
Title of Physics Carol: Ramsey the Physics Teacher
Title of Real Carol:Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
Carol:
Ramsey the physics teacher
has a really thick white beard
and if you ever saw him
you might say he's a little weird
All of the other teachers
bow down to him in shame
cuz they can never beat him
in any of the science games
then one cold december day
we droped our eggs and prayed
but when our eggs hit the floor
we found out that they were no more
now all the physics students
shout out Ramsey's name with glee
he always teaches physics
cuz he hates history
Submission date: December 19, 2007 20:53:48
Submitted by: Neerali Desai
Title of Physics Carol: Newton the Physicist
Title of Real Carol:Frosty the Snowman
Carol:
Sir Isaac Newton, was a British Physicist,
With some help form 'Totle and a falling apple,
He developed three great laws,
His first law is motion or just plain inertia,
The movement of an object that,
will never- ever-stop,
The next law is famous 'cause F equal M time A,
By using free body diagrams,
We can see the forces at play,
And finally the third law, is the simplest of them all,
For every given action,
A reciprocal is assured!
Submission date: December 19, 2007 20:13:14
Submitted by: Rick Salberg
Title of Physics Carol: The Physics Song
Title of Real Carol:The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)
Carol:
Ramsey's hoping his rooms not on fire
Because McKinney was left alone.
Rubber bands, being flung into a crier,
Hopefully he won't hit Jill's iPhone.
Everybody knows, that force equals M times A
and labs will take all your might.
Tiny bears, converting energy in the day,
will make it hard to get the answers right.
They know that Ramsey wants to play,
when he pulls out a can of barf and starts to say,
" I can make this thing role a mile,
but only if inertia is on my side."
And so I'm offering some small advice,
to get an AP score of 4 or 5.
Don't use a graphing calculator, it's a contraband device,
just study real hard, you score will be nice.
Submission date: December 19, 2007 20:05:31
Submitted by: Kevin McKinney
Title of Physics Carol: Silent Kids
Title of Real Carol:Silent Night
Carol:
Verse 1
Silent kids
Failing grades
All is lost, hope is gone
Ramsey
Submission date: December 19, 2007 20:04:44
Submitted by: Kevin McKinney
Title of Physics Carol: Joy to AP
Title of Real Carol:Joy to the World
Carol:
Verse 1
Joy to A.P.
We
Submission date: December 19, 2007 20:03:45
Submitted by: Jen Buse
Title of Physics Carol: We wish you a lot of friction
Title of Real Carol:We wish you a merry christmas
Carol:
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
So your car doesn't slide.
In those cold winter months
with streets full of ice
it gets hard to drive,
your ride won't be nice.
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
So your ride is quite nice.
Without lots of friction,
your car's bound to skid,
while skidding around,
you could hit a lid
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
So you don't hit a lid.
After hitting the lid
of a near garbage can
you'll curse out to physics
in front of your clan
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
So you don't curse out loud.
You'll yell and you'll scream,
but don't be so silly,
it's not physic's fault
you drive like a willy.
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
So you don't drive so bad.
A life without friction
would be oh so sad
the girls would just slide
and not find a lad
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
We wish you a lot of friction,
So you can find a lad.
Submission date: December 19, 2007 20:03:39
Submitted by: Kevin McKinney
Title of Physics Carol: Hark The Herald Ramsey Sing
Title of Real Carol:Hark The Herald Angel Sing
Carol:
Verse 1
Hark the herald Ramsey sing
Glory to the physics king
Derivations of equations
That will disprove calculus
He
Submission date: December 19, 2007 19:52:03
Submitted by: Evan Perry
Title of Physics Carol: Joy to Physics
Title of Real Carol:Joy to the World
Carol:
Joy to physics for Newton's Laws,
The first is called inertia,
And for every action, theres an opposite reaction,
And F=MA
And F=MA
And e-e-e-e-e-ef equals MA
Joy to Physics for gravity,
It brings things down to earth,
And for every object falling, theres the same acceleration,
It's 9.8 m/s^2
It's 9.8 m/s^2
It's n-i-i-i-i-i-ine meters per second squared
Submission date: December 19, 2007 19:36:38
Submitted by: Steve Corey
Title of Physics Carol: Physics montage
Title of Real Carol:jingle bells
Carol:
(refrain) o, physics's swell, chem smells, ap bio's just ok.
i just fell, punted the ball, and ramsey dropped the egg, hey
(v1) some might say its math, gives us midnight frights, but anything is better than webassign, alright!
(refrain)
(v2) rollerblades, rollercoaster, labs are so much fun, just too bad we forget and never get them done
(refrain)
(v3) brass masses, short classes, cleaner than ap, i sure now that honors physics was the only choice for me
(refrain)
(v4) soccer balls sure do hurt, dont need to ask me, lets just say we've seen first hand that p=mv
(refrain)
Submission date: December 19, 2007 18:00:29
Submitted by: Heather Helsel
Title of Physics Carol:
Title of Real Carol:
Carol:
Hey sorry I took up like five submissions, my computer was giving me a hard time and wouldn't let me make verses or anything so thats why it all turned out in a paragraph. thanks :)
Submission date: December 19, 2007 17:58:59
Submitted by: Heather Helsel
Title of Physics Carol: Sittin' around the Panera Table
Title of Real Carol:Rockin' around the Christmas Tree
Carol:
Sittin' around the Panera table, Doin' some Physics problems. Notebooks open to equations and laws Explainin' power, energy, and watts. Sittin' around the Panera table, Confused on what to do. When all of a sudden outta of the blue, Solvin' for work is the next of clues. Timing parallel force by distance, Gives you the right Joules. Filled with so much joy you scream, "I love Physics-- It's so cool!" Sittin' around the Panera table With a smile plastered to your face. Happily finished with your Physics homework, Just in time. to. grab the last coffee cakeee!
Submission date: December 19, 2007 17:44:23
Submitted by: Heather Helsel
Title of Physics Carol: Sittin' Around the Panera Table
Title of Real Carol:Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Carol:
Ok this is the real carol because the computer submitted it before I was done on the previous one----
Sittin
Submission date: December 19, 2007 17:38:15
Submitted by: Heather Helsel
Title of Physics Carol: Sittin' Around The Panera Table
Title of Real Carol:Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Carol:
Sittin' around the Panera Table,
Submission date: December 19, 2007 17:12:40
Submitted by: Patrick Chirdon
Title of Physics Carol: Jive Version of a physics carol to the tune of O Christmas T
Title of Real Carol:O Christmas Tree
Carol:
O centripetal fo
Submission date: December 19, 2007 17:08:23
Submitted by: Patrick Chirdon
Title of Physics Carol: The Jive Version of a physics carol to the tune of o christm
Title of Real Carol:o christmas tree
Carol:
Very important!!!!! Evan and Liz promised to perform the "Soulja Boy Dance" so we could crank it to the background music (Movado-- "Torque it like it's hot!") I made... (as long as I promised to perform it too). This is absolutely ridiculous.
O centripetal fo
Submission date: December 19, 2007 17:04:51
Submitted by: Patrick Chirdon
Title of Physics Carol: o centripetal force
Title of Real Carol:o christmas tree
Carol:
O Centripetal fo
Submission date: December 19, 2007 17:04:49
Submitted by: Gina Ferris
Title of Physics Carol: Newton's Law Rock
Title of Real Carol:Jingle Bell Rock
Carol:
Newton's Law, Newton's Law, Newton's Law Rock
Newton's Laws work and Newton's Laws stay
Proving and Meaning more than anything else,
Now the Newton fun has begun.
Newton's Law, Newton's Law, Newton's Law Rock,
Newton's Laws were fine in Newton's great time.
For every force there is an equal and
opposite reaction.
Newton's great laws were a swell idea
da da du..to go using in a school setting
Hurry up scientists figure it out
F net equals m a.
Stay in motion or stay at rest,
That's the inertia,
That's the inertia,
That's the Newton's Law Rock!!!!!!
: )
Submission date: December 19, 2007 17:04:05
Submitted by: Patrick Chirdon
Title of Physics Carol: The Jive version of a physics carol to the tune of O Christm
Title of Real Carol:O Christmas Tree
Carol:
btw: I have background music for this (ripped a Movado tune and edited it), and Evan and Liz promised to learn the Soulja Boy Dance if I did so we could perform it! lol
O centripetal fo
Submission date: December 19, 2007 16:54:12
Submitted by: Ana Reynolds
Title of Physics Carol: physics class
Title of Real Carol:jingle bells
Carol:
Dashing into physics
I hope I won't be late,
I have a high velocity
And not a lot of weight
There Mr. Ramsey stands
as I open up the door,
swinging a bucket of water
it spills all over the floor
Oh, physics class, physics class
physics all the way
Oh, what fun it is to be
In physics class today
physics class, physics class
physics all the way,
Oh what fun it is to be
In physics class today
From Kinematics to centrepital force
We have learned it all,
There are more equations in this course
Then shirts sold at the mall
The labs are always fun
as friction is said to be too,
It was its own special formula
of Fn times u
Oh physics class, physics class
physics all the way,
Oh what fun it is to be
In physics class today
physics class, physics class
physics all the way,
Oh what fun is to be
In physics class today
Now we can't forget our egg drop
it was the best of all,
we dropped them from the firetruck
and hoped they make the fall
Half the year has come and gone
But theres so much more to do,
I can't wait to get back to class
and learn something new
Oh physics class, physics class
physics all the way,
Oh what fun it is to be
In physics class today, Hey!
Submission date: December 19, 2007 16:20:19
Submitted by: Kayla Spring
Title of Physics Carol: Little Physics Class
Title of Real Carol:Little Drummer Boy
Carol:
Physics is the best par um pum pum pum
Objects with stay at rest par um pum pum pum
Unless acted upon par um pum pum pum
By an outside force par um pum pum pum um pum pum pum um pum pum pum
Shall I tell you more par um pum pum pum
about our class?
We learned new things par um pum pum pum
Seven equations, a breeze par um pum pum pum
That test was so simple par um pum pum pum
The easiest so far par um pum pum pum um pum pum pum um pum pum pum
So we study hard par um pum pum pum
For out tests
I love the labs par um pum pum pum
They are so great and fun par um pum pum pum
We don't turn in reports par um pum pum pum
Until the following week par um pum pum pum par pum pum pum um pum pum pum
Now my carol is through par um pum pum pum
And I'm done.
Submission date: December 19, 2007 13:18:46
Submitted by: Kelly Kollmorgen
Title of Physics Carol: Ramsey the physics teacher
Title of Real Carol:Rudolph the red-nosed Reindeer
Carol:
Ramsey the physics teacher
had a very bright brain
and if you ever saw him
you would even say...no migraine?
All of the other teachers
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Ramsey
join in any teacher games.
Then one foggy day of school
Spiccia came to say
Ramsey with your brain so bright
Won't you guide the team tonight? (science olympiad )
Then all the teachers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Ramsey the physics teacher,
You'll go down in history!
Submission date: December 19, 2007 13:03:28
Submitted by: Bobbi Kosovich
Title of Physics Carol: Gravity Rocks
Title of Real Carol:Jingle Bell Rocks
Carol:
Gravity Rock
Gravity, Gravity, Gravity Rock
Gravity pulls and gravity holds
Keepin people safe on Earth,
Now the gravity rock has begun
Gravity, Gravity, Gravity Rock
Gravity pulls at 9.8 meters per second
Pullin n pullin towards Gravity Square
In the middle of the Earth
What a good thing to have gravity
to keep us all on Earth
Gravitys pull is a swell pull
That stops us from floatin away
Pull harder gravity, I think Im driftin up
Off the earth, oh I think this might hurt
Keep pullin constantly to keep me right here
Thats the gravity,
Thats the gravity,
Thats the gravity rock.
Submission date: December 19, 2007 13:03:19
Submitted by: Bobbi Kosovich
Title of Physics Carol: Gravity Rocks
Title of Real Carol:Jingle Bell Rocks
Carol:
Gravity Rock
Gravity, Gravity, Gravity Rock
Gravity pulls and gravity holds
Keepin people safe on Earth,
Now the gravity rock has begun
Gravity, Gravity, Gravity Rock
Gravity pulls at 9.8 meters per second
Pullin n pullin towards Gravity Square
In the middle of the Earth
What a good thing to have gravity
to keep us all on Earth
Gravitys pull is a swell pull
That stops us from floatin away
Pull harder gravity, I think I
Submission date: December 18, 2007 23:55:56
Submitted by: Lance Vought
Title of Physics Carol: the physics song
Title of Real Carol:the christmas song
Carol:
equations written on a green chalkboard
gravity nipping at your nose
rubber stoppers being swung around on cords
and finding graphs using LoggerPro
everybody knows ice cream and some apple pie
help to make the season bright
janitors and floors with eggyolks all adry
will find it hard to clean tonight
they know that Ramsey's on his way
he's taught us work and F=ma
and every 9-10 student will give space
to avoid a soccer ball to the faceeee
and so, i'm offering this simple phrase
to kids with horsepowers of 1.2
although it's been said many times, many ways
merry physics to you
Submission date: December 18, 2007 22:29:54
Submitted by: Mike Paige
Title of Physics Carol: Have Yourself a Moment of Inertia
Title of Real Carol:Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Carol:
Have yourself a moment of inertia
One half m-r squared
Torque, you'll make
With alpha, as we're all aware
Have yourself a moment of inertia
Discs and spheres and rings
With you we'll
Find RKE for all these things
Barf and oil, in a physics race
Who will win first place for sure?
Using "I" we can calculate,
Find and postulate this and more
Gravity and mass are both important
But you're number one
When it comes
To torque, we all use "I" a ton
And don't forget to square omega when you're done!
Submission date: December 18, 2007 22:06:46
Submitted by: Brad Bednar
Title of Physics Carol: 12 Days of Physics
Title of Real Carol:12 Days of Christmas
Carol:
On the first day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Lots of horsepower from the Tree.
On the second day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Two eggs drops and lots of horsepower from the Tree.
On the third day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Three duckies, two egg drops, and lots of horse power from the Tree.
On the fourth day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Four honey bears, three duckies, two egg drops, and lots of horsepower from the Tree.
On the fifth day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Five thin rings! four honey bears, three duckies, two egg drops, and lots of horsepower from the Tree.
On the Sixth day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Six lever arms a throwing, five thin rings! four honey bears, three duckies, two egg drops, and lots of horsepower from the Tree.
On the seventh day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Seven pulleys a pulling, six lever arms a throwing, five thin rings! four honey bears, three duckies, two egg drops, and lots of horsepower from the Tree.
On the eighth day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Eight boards a sliding, seven pulleys a pulling, six lever arms a throwing, five thin rings! four honey bears, three duckies, two egg drops, and lots of horsepower from the Tree.
On the ninth day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Nine spheres a torqueing, eight boards a sliding, seven pulleys a pulling, six lever arms a throwing, five thin rings! four honey bears, three duckies, two egg drops, and lots of horsepower from the Tree.
On the tenth day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Ten scientists a working, nine spheres a torqueing, eight boards a sliding, seven pulleys a pulling, six lever arms a throwing, five thin rings! four honey bears, three duckies, two egg drops, and lots of horsepower from the Tree.
On the eleventh day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Eleven forces a pushing, ten scientists a working, nine spheres a torqueing, eight boards a sliding, seven pulleys a pulling, six lever arms a throwing, five thin rings! four honey bears, three duckies, two egg drops, and lots of horsepower from the Tree.
On the twelfth day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me,
Twelve cars a rolling, eleven forces a pushing, ten scientists a working, nine spheres a torqueing, eight boards a sliding, seven pulleys a pulling, six lever arms a throwing, five thin rings! four honey bears, three duckies, two egg drops, and lots of horsepower from the Tree.
Submission date: December 18, 2007 21:54:17
Submitted by: Scott Carroll
Title of Physics Carol:
Title of Real Carol:
Carol:
Scooter, The = Scott Carroll
Submission date: December 18, 2007 21:52:26
Submitted by: Scooter, The
Title of Physics Carol: 12 Lessons of Physics
Title of Real Carol:12 days of Christmas
Carol:
On the first day of physics my teacher tought to me,
abbbbbsssooooluuutteeelllly nothinggggg
On the second day of physics my teacher tought to me,
two vectors and two displacements
On the third day of physics my teacher tought to me,
threee concepts of kinetics weeeee
On the fourth day of physics my teacher tought to me,
4 some equations of motion
On the fifth day of christmas my teacher tought to me,
FFFFFFFFFF eeeeeeqqqqquaaaaallllllsssssss mmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (ba dum dum dum)
On the sixth day of christmas my teacher tought to me,
elastic collisions save 6 people
On the seventh day of christmas my teacher tought to me,
inelastic collisions killllllll 7 more peopleeeee
On the eighth day of christmas my teacher tought to me,
eight reasons not to fall out of a treeee
On the ninth day of christmas my teacher tought to me,
9 laws of newton, keplar and einstein
On the tenth day of christmas my teacher tought to me,
ten labs with lessons for you and me
On the eleventh day of christmas my teacher tought to me,
11 ways to explain rotations energyyyyy
On the twelth day of christmas my teacher tought to me,
12 ways that barf beats motor oil so gracefullyyyyyy
Submission date: December 18, 2007 19:58:21
Submitted by: Mitch Estadt
Title of Physics Carol: O King Ramsey
Title of Real Carol:O Tannenbaum
Carol:
O King Ramsey, O King Ramsey
Making fun of the honors class
O King Ramsey, O King Ramsey
He thinks Physics class is a blast.
With Harper rolling down the halls
And playing with momentum balls
O King Ramsey, O King Ramsey
Torque-ing bike wheels all the time
O King Ramsey, O King Ramsey
He could find inertia of a dime
Doing labs that take all day
And learning F equals M A
O King Ramsey, O King Ramsey
To all new comers he is a shock
O King Ramsey, O King Ramsey
Sleeves always covered with chalk
Submission date: December 18, 2007 19:53:09
Submitted by: Marcus Covelli
Title of Physics Carol: Hail! Almighty Ramsey
Title of Real Carol:Hark! the Herald Angels Sing
Carol:
Spinning tops in rotational motion
Who knew they could be such fun.
Physics labs and mistake making
Make this class worth the taking
F M A and M G H
Are all letters we do make
Hail! Almighty Ramsey!
You are the one who makes us see
Just how fun physics be
So much better than chemistry!
Submission date: December 18, 2007 19:49:10
Submitted by: Evan Perry
Title of Physics Carol: Joy to Physics
Title of Real Carol:Joy to the World
Carol:
Joy to Physics for Newton's laws
The first is called inertia,
And for every action, there
Submission date: December 18, 2007 19:21:45
Submitted by: Erik Mattson
Title of Physics Carol: King Ramsey
Title of Real Carol:Jingle Bells
Carol:
Skating Through the halls
On a pair of Rollar Blades
Running up the Stairs
Brad Bednar wins the day
Momentum is our friend
Friction is glorious too
The egg drop was a great event
Until it turned to goo
OHHHHH
Physics Rocks, Physics Rolls
Newton all the way!!!
Oh what fun it is to do labs
with king Ramseyyy
Physics Rocks, Physics Rolls
Newton all the way
Oh what fun it is to do labs
with King ramseyyyy
Submission date: December 18, 2007 18:57:51
Submitted by: Joe Trimble
Title of Physics Carol: Newton Bells
Title of Real Carol:Jingle Bells
Carol:
Newton bells, newton bells
Newtons all the way.
Friction is fun
to roll and slide.
We do labs and notes all day.
Hey.
Submission date: December 18, 2007 16:36:41
Submitted by: Andy Brock
Title of Physics Carol: Physics Bells
Title of Real Carol:Jingle Bells
Carol:
F M A
F M A
The basis of physics
Work and motion
Kinetic and potential
They all are so confusing
M G H
M V Squared
More important too
All these letters
Never any numbers
And who knows the equations?
Submission date: December 17, 2007 18:29:35
Submitted by: Jennifer Knapp
Title of Physics Carol: Little Physics Babe
Title of Real Carol:Little Drummer Boy
Carol:
Come, they told me par-um-pum-pum-pum
The class of physics AP par-um-pum-pum-pum
Our finest books we bring par-um-pum-pum-pum
To lay before Ramsey par-um-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum
So to learn from him par-um-pum-pum-pum
When we come
Dearest Ramsey par-um-pum-pum-pum
I am a poor senior par-um-pum-pum-pum
I have no books to bring par-um-pum-pum-pum
I need an extra please par-um-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum
So teach me all you know par-um-pum-pum-pum
When I come
Then he nodded par-um-pum-pum-pum